What's your favorite Ron Swanson quote?
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."
"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless."
"I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had."
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