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Cave Johnson: the unstoppable force of science, fueled by ambition and lemon grenades. He’s all about turning failures into fuel for progress and epic quotes, proving that the only limit is the number of test subjects you have.

Cave Johnson Trivia

Who is the fictional CEO of Aperture Science known for his motivational quotes and toxic personality? (Advanced)
#1: Cave Johnson
#2: GLaDOS
#3: Wheatley
#4: Atlas
What infamous experiment did Cave Johnson endorse that involved sending live subjects into hazardous environments? (Expert)
#1: The Conversion Gel Experiment
#2: The Portal Gun Experiment
#3: The Excursion Funnel Experiment
#4: The Weighted Companion Cube Experiment
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Cave Johnson Fun Facts

Cave Johnson famously stated, When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, which has become a popular Internet meme.
Cave Johnson once suggested using moon rocks in experimentation, believing they could enhance portal technology.

Cave Johnson Polls

What is your favorite Cave Johnson quote?
"It's not science, it's just good business."
"The cake is a lie."
"We're going to be rich!"
"I don't think we're communicating properly."
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What would you prefer for a company slogan?
"Innovation is the key!"
"Science is the foundation!"
"Failure is just a stepping stone!"
"Leadership through experimentation!"
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