Lesbian Vampire Killers Timeline ( Real )

production
2008

Production of Lesbian Vampire Killers begins

The filming of Lesbian Vampire Killers, a British horror comedy, begins.

release
November 7, 2009

Release of Lesbian Vampire Killers in the United Kingdom

Lesbian Vampire Killers is released in cinemas across the UK.

release
February 22, 2010

Lesbian Vampire Killers DVD and Blu-ray release

Lesbian Vampire Killers is released on DVD and Blu-ray allowing for home viewing.

Lesbian Vampire Killers Timeline ( Fictional )

travel
2008-10-31

Hermione and Shelley Attempt to Reach the Old Mill

Hermione and Shelley plan a getaway to the countryside and set out to reach the old mill for a holiday weekend.

arrival
2008-10-31

Arrival at the Village Near Old Mill

Hermione and Shelley arrive at the nearby village and ask locals about the old mill, encountering warnings about vampires.

interaction
2008-10-31

Shelley and Hermione Meet the Local Villagers

They interact with villagers who hint at dark secrets and old legends about vampires lurking in the area.

discovery
2008-10-31

Hermione and Shelley Discover the Abandoned Old Mill

The pair arrive at the supposedly abandoned old mill and decide to spend the night there.

conflict
2008-10-31

First Vampire Attack

The two women are attacked by a group of lesbian vampires who disguise themselves with fake business cards and charm.

resistance
2008-10-31

Hermione and Shelley Resist Vampire Seduction

Shelley and Hermione realize the true nature of their attackers and resist becoming victims.

research
2008-11-01

Discovering the Vampire Origins

Research uncovers the history of the vampire clan and their connection to the village and old mill.

information
2008-11-01

Local Villagers Reveal Vampire Lore

Locals provide Hermione and Shelley with information on vampire weaknesses and how to defeat them.

preparation
2008-11-01

Preparing Weapons and Defenses

Hermione and Shelley gather wooden stakes, crosses, and other vampire-killing weapons to prepare for battle.

climax
2008-11-02

Final Battle with the Lesbian Vampires

Hermione and Shelley engage in a fight to kill the vampires before they can harm more people.

resolution
2008-11-02

Victory and Escape

After defeating the vampire threat, Hermione and Shelley leave the old mill and return safely to the village.